Write a Caption for This Photo: California Condor


California condor. Photo: Scott Nikon/Frier USFWS 
   
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"my people, my people!!!!!

"my people, my people!!!!! We have returned from the verge of extinction......"

"CAAAAANNNN YOOOOUUU

"CAAAAANNNN YOOOOUUU DIIIIGGG IIIIITTTT???"

"CAAAANNNN YOOOOOUUUU

"CAAAANNNN YOOOOOUUUU DIIIIIGGGG IIIIITTTTT?"

How's my hair look?

How's my hair look?

Magnificently cute and a

Magnificently cute and a little bit fluffy!

i'll show you mine, if

i'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!

Magnificently cute and a

Magnificently cute and a little bit fluffy!

Ey, I'm tryin ta get extict

Ey, I'm tryin ta get extict ova here!

What was that hangover cure

What was that hangover cure again? Some New Year's bash!

Say, "You're welcome," Vera

Say, "You're welcome," Vera Wang.

Don't hate me because I'm

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

I AM SMILING!

I AM SMILING!

I vant to zuck your blood

I vant to zuck your blood

Now where is that Potter guy

Now where is that Potter guy when I need him........

In an effort to engage a

In an effort to engage a more varied group of listeners, the symphony hired a new grunge conductor.

I'm King of the World!!!

I'm King of the World!!!

A little privacy please, I

A little privacy please, I am trying to bask here!

We are gathered here today...

We are gathered here today...

"I always had a repulsive

"I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human."
(borrowed from David Bowie)

Are you talkin' to me?

Are you talkin' to me?

Whooooooooooose a pretty

Whooooooooooose a pretty baby?

Whatcha starin' at, Bud?

Whatcha starin' at, Bud?

Looks only a mother could

Looks only a mother could love!

Hello Gorgeous, do you hang

Hello Gorgeous, do you hang out here often? Or are you just waiting for ME?

Ok Batman look out I'm

Ok Batman look out I'm almost as big as you!!

From atop his carrion pulpit

From atop his carrion pulpit came the call, "Gnaw on this...I'm in it to win it! Vote for me and I promise to clean up our streets! No bones left unpicked, no corpse left unturned, no wasteful wasting away with me in charge!! You can count on Me, King of the Condor, King of the Streets to do what must be done. Birds of a feather, we MUST flock together! Stand up and let your gnashing be heard, its down with the rat-pack and up with the Bird!!!"

Boxers or briefs?.

Boxers or briefs?.

There ya' go; my hat is off,

There ya' go; my hat is off, now! Happy?

Carry on!

Carry on!

I couldn't find my speed

I couldn't find my speed stick so I had to use a roll on deodorant. No I'm waiting for it to dry...

That should read: Now I'm

That should read:

Now I'm waiting for it to dry...

It's my deodorant, I had to

It's my deodorant, I had to use roll on.

Call me Count Condor!

Call me Count Condor! Ahahahahahahaha

I'm having a bad hair

I'm having a bad hair (feather) day- you wanna make something of it?

Ralph courteously shielded

Ralph courteously shielded her from public view as Paulette changed into something more appropriate for hanging out at the beach.

I feel pretty, oh so

I feel pretty, oh so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty, and bright,
And I pity any bird who isn't me tonight!

Don't tell me I can't hang

Don't tell me I can't hang my wings out to dry here either!

I'm having a bad hair

I'm having a bad hair day!
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Beauty is in the eye of the

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Are you talkin' to ME?

Are you talkin' to ME?

Uh, hi Gail. . . I flew away

Uh, hi Gail. . . I flew away from home. Tell my other 500 blood brothers and sisters on your power lines that I had to "find myself". (Note: I really do have quite a gathering here in Lebanon, TN on two power poles and several huge trees.)

Some days are just tougher

Some days are just tougher than others!

Look at me......I'm kIng of

Look at me......I'm kIng of the world!!

You don't want to ruffle my

You don't want to ruffle my feathers!

Where the heck is that bus?!

Where the heck is that bus?!

Got to find that

Got to find that mistletoe...then smooch, smooch, baby!

Big bird. Big underarm

Big bird. Big underarm problem.

You should see me WITHOUT my

You should see me WITHOUT my make up on!!

Yes my...beak...and

Yes my...beak...and ambitions are bared, BE PREPARED!